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TEST DRIVE # 12



Whether you're trying to figure out how your character would fare in this setting, trying to get some samples together, or just dipping your toes in the water, you've come to the right place! The Test Drive is here to make your life easy by letting you see what the game is like without actually joining it first. So here is how it works:

1: Post a starter with your character, including whether they are a god or shinki in the subject line.
2: Act like your character is established enough in the setting to allow your thread to go places.
3: Take on any god/shinki of your choosing, as long as they're not already in the game!
4: Comment around to the other people on the meme.
5: Have lots of fun!

To get you started, here are some ideas for thread-starters! Feel free to come up with your own ideas if these don't strike your fancy, though.



Daring Drinks

A couple of local bars are going out of their way to make new and interesting drinks for their customers to try, in a long-standing war between the two bars. Of course, they're going a little off the rails, so there are some very interesting - and somewhat scary - combinations popping out of the woodworks. And they want everyone passing by to try them.

Electric Eels

An odd ayakashi is causing some of the eels at the local aquarium to become literally electric, causing the eels to shock the other inhabitants in their tanks. This is causing a pretty big uproar and if it isn't fixed soon, someone could die or the aquarium might even just shut down entirely.

Frog Friend

Large frogs are popping up all over the place and following people around. They don't seem malicious in any way, but they are kind of creepy to look at, brightly colored, and leave trails of slippery goo wherever they stand. Oh, and they like to jump at people and knock them over, just for fun.

Gaseous Grandpas

A local home for older men is having a problem with a number of their inhabitants where they literally cannot stop farting and belching. It turns out this is the work of an ayakashi that just thinks farts and burps are funny and knows it's easier to get those sorts of things out of old people. Help the poor old guys out, would you?

Horrifying Hentai

Many known otaku in the area are dealing with a rather terrifying problem - every hentai they watch lately comes into reality very suddenly. Sometimes this means cute, begging girls, sure, but it also means tentacles and aliens and a whole rash of other things too. You'll have to stop the ayakashi that is bringing these 'fantasies' to life in order to save these guys.



If you're uncertain about anything, feel free to check out the Premise, Rules, and FAQ posts. And don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have on the FAQ!
When and if you're ready to join the game, check out the Taken Characters before throwing in a Reserve and starting on your Application
Have fun!

Comments

D2 / Carl Adler | Alive: The Final Evolution | Shinki

[smilingbullet]

Daring Drinks
[ Two different people from two bars were trying to push drinks on him. He's polite but not too polite to refuse--though he does like to drink one in a while at least. But... The first one is a very slimy-looking drink. Its contents are completely unidentifiable and it only looks like a very suspicious mixture. The other one And it has flowers in it. That one looks less suspicious but he doesn't really know much about flowers.

He accepts the clear one at least, it looks less suspicious and all. He's not going to drink it all right away though, he's not that foolish. ]

It might need more cinnamon. It's definitely missing something. What do you think?

[ He likes adding cinnamon to things, so that's what he thinks. He offers the glass to someone else close by, seeking another opinion. If he can make a conversation happen, he can at least try to avoid trying the slimy drink. ]


Frog Friend
[ He has no problem avoiding the frogs one, two, a few at a time, but when they decide to gang up on him just because he's fast and agile and it seems fun or...something... Down he goes, covered in slimy frogs. ]

Ah, no, wait a--wah!!

[ They're crushing him. One would think being covered in slime would make it easier to wiggle his way to freedom but apparently not when they're everywhere. ]

Please get off..!

wildcard

Frog friends

[drops_acid]

[Whack! One of the frogs is suddenly knocked away by a broom. It was the only thing she could find on short notice. She swings again and several frogs scatter out of the way.]

Are you alright?!

[smilingbullet]

[ He blinks up at her, but he's got slime in his face and tries to rub it off before sitting up. ]

I'll probably be a bit sore but I can breathe now. Thank you, Miss.

Rin Okumura - Blue Exorcist (Ryslig CRAU) - God

[flashover]

Frog Friend
[This seems.... all too familiar. Sure, it was years ago, but Rin remembered that day. Reapers? More like Leapers. These lacked a nice convenient leash to tug on, though. So, instead, the strange catlike, winged God is scaling Mt. Frog so he can try and sit on its head... maybe poke its eyes. You know. Something, ANYTHING, to distract it from the humans]

Look, don't make me turn you into grilled frog legs. Get out of here! Shoo!


Horrifying Hentai
[Rin has seen some Shit. Between home, and his years in Ryslig, he's seen horrifying things. Terrible things. Been responsible for some of those things, even.

But this?

This was too much.

He is positive he just saw a monstrous blob of flesh with... various body parts all over it. Appendages and openings and a fleshy coloration and a moaning cry...

Nope. Nope. NOPE.

He's just going to find a bench to lie down on and... look at the sky. His eyes are blank and his cheeks are bright red. Never again.]

Burning Porn with Satan fire? Check. Now let's fight Fleshy Hentai things.

[has_too_many_moles]

[Perhaps Rin was too distracted by the sight of... whatever the hell that was... to notice the fact that he wasn't the only one dealing with that blob of Tits and whathaveyou.

Taking the time to momentarily adjust his glasses against the bright blue flames that marked his arrival onto the scene, Yukio frowned as he checked the ammo with the pair of stolen guns. It was time to get serious.

From behind the mound of flesh and lewd sounding moans, Yukio clenched his fist and started to lay waste upon the beast, unaware of who was just on the other side of that monster.]

[flashover]

[there is not much that could have snapped Rin out of his... odd reverie. His shock, if you will.

But bright blue flames were one of those things. Hey, those are HIS! He leaps up from the bench and takes to the air, using his own blue flames to give himself more lift. SCIENCE!

He lands on top of the flesh blob in the least offensive spot he can find and looks down, picking up on the sound of gunshots]

Bwa... Y-Yukio!!

Nari Reno - OC - Shinki

[nolittlesecret]

Daring Drinks
[Ugh. Wheat grass and alcohol shots are definitely not to Nari's liking. He's barely swallowed one when something even more vile looking is handed to him. Why does it look like gravy? Who knows.]

I swear, this is going to kill me. Death by Thanksgiving and vodka. [After this statement, he throws the drink back and immediately regrets it.] That is not gravy... Gross. What the hell is in this?!

[The bartender informs him that the mixture is bacon grease, milk, and rum. If he remembered he was German, Nari would definitely look way more offended than he does now. It's taking a lot for him to keep his temper in check right now. Someone might want to pull him away.]

Frog Friend
[Despite having been jumped on by one of these large frogs, Nari is just chilling there, waving at passerby's as he tries to downplay the distress he's in. The distress stems from that goo slowly sinking into his hoodie and shirt. It felt downright disgusting. Still, can't make it look like you are suffering all because of of a harmless animal, nay, amphibian.]

Move along! Nothing to see here!

[Help...?]

Horrifying Hentai
[Nothing offends the sensibilities more than... well... whatever it is he's watching flailing about. Looks like tentacles, but with little nubby things at the end? Nari knows he should probably wait for a god and their shinki to come along, because who knows where his own is. They'll take care of this. Meanwhile he's just going to keep watching it wave around, taking careful steps back as it keeps trying to encroach on his space.]

I will congratulate whoever created you, and then maybe shove them out a window. You are, my dear tentacle thing, one ugly motherfucker.

how could I not go with the literal worst?

[thirdbeauty]

[Natsuru's just an innocent bystander here. ... Okay, actually, he's another shinki on this mission, and she's already seen her fair share of offensively cute-acting girls with cat ears and personalities ranging from innocent virgin to complete tsundere, or cheesily romantic men ready to gently teach an inexperienced soul. But nothing could prepare her for what she runs into next.

Well, she ran into Nari first, technically. While it's also true that nothing could have prepared her for that, this goes even more for the beast of many indecently-shaped tentacles.]

Wh-Wha-?!

[Instinctively, she clutches the nearest person's arm. That nearest person happens to be Nari, a complete stranger.]

What is that?!

[nolittlesecret]

[Whoa. Suddenly there's a girl. Clinging. That sure is also a shock of blue hair.

Must be a local.

Nari looks at her before turning back to the creature with a shrug.]

Someone's idea of a good time?

[Which... sadly might just be true. Even if it were to sound awful to some, he is genuinely curious as to what those nubs do. Are they poisonous? Paralyzing? Just there for extra pleasure? Not that he wants to personally find out...] Maybe it only goes after virgins? Which....... I'm actually not sure if I am one or not.

daring drinks

[peaceify]

Eh--? It's not too bad, is it?

[ ... She hasn't tried it, but it does look kind of weird... She's not sure she wants to, though. ]

[nolittlesecret]

[He looks right at her with a deadpan expression.]

I would rather drink rubbing alcohol than whatever the fuck this was.

as tempting as the hentai one is, drinks

[redotiertwo]

I mean, blaming the bartender is one thing, but you are kinda the guy who chose to drink that shit and they wouldn't be making it if people weren't stepping up. Gotta split the blame for this unholy abomination.

[And that remark comes from a neon orange bird-human-ghost combination who's floating by in a seemingly very casual manner, not even using his wings as he floats over the scene. He hasn't been drinking himself, especially since he'd probably send half the group off screaming if he was seen properly, but the entire situation is too hilarious to avoid.

He may or may not have situationally appropriate popcorn held in one talon.]

[nolittlesecret]

Eh. In the end getting drunk just requires a ton of alcohol. Even if it tastes awful and now I feel like never eating bacon ever again. Or at least not anywhere near milk.

[No more spaghetti Carbonara for him. Like ever. He shudders as another drink is put in front of him, this one looking like lemon pie filling.

He looks at his new "drinking" companion with a raised eyebrow.] You a fan of self-tanning lotions?

orihime inoue | bleach | shinki

[peaceify]

( vessel is a pair of hair clips that protect the user from minor physical/magical attacks. )

daring drinks

[ Well, some people may be wary of the drink combinations, but not Orihime. She's more than happy to promote them--she's practically bubbling over with enthusiasm, a big smile stretching across her face. ]

Everyone, come get your prickly pear bacon shots! They may sound strange, but it's delicious! [ Or: ] Blueberry pancake dill pickle cocktails! Try them--they're free!

frog friend

[ Here's Orihime looking like she's concentrating very hard. And she is: She's attempting to sneak up on a particularly large frog. Her eyebrows are furrowed in concentration, her lips pursed. ]

Just a little more, frog-san, then you'll be in a safer place...

gaseous grandpas

[ This is... one of the less pleasant missions she's been on. But!! She has a thing to do, and it's very important. These poor grandpas are having a heck of a time, and she has a backpack full of medicine. It's just getting close enough without passing out that's the issue... ]

Ahh... maybe we could throw them the medicine... But then they might get hurt by the bottles...

daring drinks

[toushiro]

[ Why are you showing this to him.... Hitsugaya gives it a flat look and then glances upward at Orihime. ]

Does it look like I'm old enough to drink, Inoue?

[peaceify]

[ look..... Look ]

Ehehe... I guess not, Toushiro-kun! [ Hmmm. ] Do you want to help? Two of us might help give these out faster!

froooooog

[missingache]

[Roxas stops dead in his tracks and just watches this girl for a while. It's been so long since he's seen her...]

Do you want me to use magic on it?

[Are you Leona? Please remember him...]

[peaceify]

[ Ah, magic...! ]

Ah, that would be really helpful! If it's not too much trouble.

daring drinks

[thirdbeauty]

Ah? No... thanks...

[She feels so bad saying no to such a cute and earnest girl, especially one doing basically the same job Natsuru does for the sweets shop! Maybe minus the outfit, but...

Okay, she did not just give Orihime a curious once-over look to see if she is wearing an outfit like that and she just didn't notice. The blushing means nothing! (Natsuru, why are you so easily flustered over normal things?)]

I'm... not old enough to drink yet, anyway! At least, I don't think so...

[She almost asks if there's even any alcohol in those drinks, but she stops herself. If Orihime says no, that's one less excuse Natsuru has to get out of it.]

Yamamoto Takeshi | KHR! | Shinki

[makes_it_rain]

[ ELECTRIC EELS ]

[Even though Yamamoto was soaked to the bone, it didn't look like his baggy and wet clothing was weighing him down any as he tried ( somewhat successfully at points and unsuccessfully at others ) to create boundaries between the eels and the other occupants of the fish tanks.]

A net, make a net-

[He seemed to be trying to make shapes with his boundaries with minimal success. Help a guy out.]


[ FROG FRIEND ]

[Anyone who made their way to the park today was in for a weird sight. A tall, gangly boy was playing what looked like tag with a slippery, goo making frog. Every time the frog leapt at him, he laughed and dodged out of the way except for the times the frog caught him square on the chest and sent him tumbling down with an 'oof!'. Once he caught his breath, he got up to try to tag the frog back, and back and forth it went.

If he caught you watching, he'd grin widely and wave.]

Hey, wanna play?

[To make it look even more appealing, the frog most likely was going to head butt him hard in the chest and knock him over.]


[ HORRIFYING HENTAI ]

[That sure was a gaggle of scantily clad, cat eared girls crowding around one embarrassed looking teen who was bright red and trying to look anywhere but their jiggling assets. They kept coyly tugging at his clothes, and he was doing his best to fend them off without upsetting them.

He looked through the crowd, trying to find someone, anyone, before his eyes locked on someone else.

'Help' was all he was going to mouth.]

frogs

[equallybad]

[Most people would be turned off by all the gross slime. Avan was not most people. So when Yamamoto calls out to him he grins]

Yeah, sure!

[he jumps after the frog... just to slide on the slime on the ground and go sliding right into Yamamoto. Oops]

[makes_it_rain]

[Clearly a guy Yamamoto could get along with. It was always nice to find people who were willing to be weird with you, even when slime was involved.

Yamamoto had just been about to helpfully lay out some rules when the guy was suddenly bowling him over. Yelping out in surprise, Yamamoto was knocked into another long trail of sludge, sending him skidding across the grass like he was on a slip and slide.

For a few moments, he laid on his back in a daze before laughing.]

That was fun! [Yamamoto no. Then remembering the other guy, he looked over at him.] You okay?

noctis | final fantasy xv ( shinki )

[alternas]

DARING DRINKS.

What? No, I'm... ( this is noctis, leaning in to see just what exactly is in the glass this person is trying to pawn off on him. it looks horrifying, some kind of bright green colour and he could swear there was some sort of mist coming off of the top...

that probably wasn't natural, right? his hands go up defensively, to put space between himself and the liquid offender. ) I'm really not thirsty. Trust me.

FROG FRIENDS.

( you'd think the giant frogs were bad enough. you'd think, but you'd be wrong. noctis has actually discovered something even worse than just trying to avoid them, or being knocked over by them...

so when you see him today, you might just notice how thoroughly grossed out he looks as he maintains his arm height at his torso. )

Yech, I'm all sticky and gross... ( that's right. he's been licked. and the guilty party seems to be coming up behind him still, which has him jumping back. ) Cut it out, will you? What do I look like a giant fly or something? Give me a break!

WILDCARD!

( hit me up for anything else! another prompt? a fight scene? i'm down for whatever! )

Frogs

[put_a_ring_on_it]

[Forgive her, Noct. Luna can't help but giggle at this sight when she comes out into the courtyard of the temple to see what all the commotion is.]

It looks like you've made a new friend.

master ava - kingdom hearts - god

[volpecula]

( god is flora! )

daring drinks

[ She's not sure she should be handing out drinks, especially to people who might be a little young... But at the same time, the bartender had looked so desperate, Ava had had a difficult time turning him down. She had--and still does--disapproved, but if it's to people who obviously are old enough, it's not too bad, right?

If you're old enough, she'll flag you down and offer a drink of... questionable ingredients. ]

Please, have a free drink on behalf of the owner of this place.

[ But if you're obviously younger and attempting to score a free drink... ]

You shouldn't be trying this.

horrifying hentai

[ Is this some sort of Heartless...? No, she doesn't think so. It's awful and terrible, but there's no pure darkness radiating from it. Regardless, it's doing something Ava certainly does not approve of. With Keyblade raised, she runs right up to the creature, holding the weapon aloft. ]

Unhand that young woman, now! [ She looks to whoever is nearby, and says to them, ] We must work together, or even worse things will happen.