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TEST DRIVE # 12

Whether you're trying to figure out how your character would fare in this setting, trying to get some samples together, or just dipping your toes in the water, you've come to the right place! The Test Drive is here to make your life easy by letting you see what the game is like without actually joining it first. So here is how it works:

1: Post a starter with your character, including whether they are a god or shinki in the subject line.
2: Act like your character is established enough in the setting to allow your thread to go places.
3: Take on any god/shinki of your choosing, as long as they're not already in the game!
4: Comment around to the other people on the meme.
5: Have lots of fun!

To get you started, here are some ideas for thread-starters! Feel free to come up with your own ideas if these don't strike your fancy, though.

Daring Drinks

A couple of local bars are going out of their way to make new and interesting drinks for their customers to try, in a long-standing war between the two bars. Of course, they're going a little off the rails, so there are some very interesting - and somewhat scary - combinations popping out of the woodworks. And they want everyone passing by to try them.

Electric Eels

An odd ayakashi is causing some of the eels at the local aquarium to become literally electric, causing the eels to shock the other inhabitants in their tanks. This is causing a pretty big uproar and if it isn't fixed soon, someone could die or the aquarium might even just shut down entirely.

Frog Friend

Large frogs are popping up all over the place and following people around. They don't seem malicious in any way, but they are kind of creepy to look at, brightly colored, and leave trails of slippery goo wherever they stand. Oh, and they like to jump at people and knock them over, just for fun.

Gaseous Grandpas

A local home for older men is having a problem with a number of their inhabitants where they literally cannot stop farting and belching. It turns out this is the work of an ayakashi that just thinks farts and burps are funny and knows it's easier to get those sorts of things out of old people. Help the poor old guys out, would you?

Horrifying Hentai

Many known otaku in the area are dealing with a rather terrifying problem - every hentai they watch lately comes into reality very suddenly. Sometimes this means cute, begging girls, sure, but it also means tentacles and aliens and a whole rash of other things too. You'll have to stop the ayakashi that is bringing these 'fantasies' to life in order to save these guys.

If you're uncertain about anything, feel free to check out the Premise, Rules, and FAQ posts. And don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have on the FAQ!
When and if you're ready to join the game, check out the Taken Characters before throwing in a Reserve and starting on your Application
Have fun!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Well, if Yuri insists. Hakkai drops the catgirl's wrist. She says something to him that sounds very insulted, but has too many "meows" in it instead of important vowels for him to actually be certain what it means.]

My mistake. I thought they were dragging you away to a potentially terrible fate.

[Like being dressed in a maid's uniform, for instance.]

That doesn't mean you have to do shit like that!

[This only inspires the catgirls to latch on to him tighter and squeal about how nice he is, meow. It's kind of counterproductive.]

GET OFF!!

[Trying to wrench his arms free isn't really working, but that doesn't mean he wants any harm to come to them. Sure, he'll kick people around to get what he wants any time, but it's different with cats. And these are...sort of cats...]

[While sort of cats, they're also sort of people, and Hakkai has very limited patience for people.

He stands back, arms crossed, and raises his eyebrows interrogatively as Yuri tries to wrench his arms free of the determined paw-grips.]

Should I give advice, or do you have this under control?

[He seems ... stuck.]

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!

[He absolutely gives a crap. Usually, the louder he insists he doesn't, the more he does. He's a lot easier to read than he thinks.]

Oh, in that case, I'll be interested to see how you escape!

[He's as transparent as an angry window. Hakkai beams cheerfully, standing back.]

It looks like they're starting to drag you again. That must be troublesome.