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takamagahara2017-01-03 05:58 pm
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Whether you're trying to figure out how your character would fare in this setting, trying to get some samples together, or just dipping your toes in the water, you've come to the right place! The Test Drive is here to make your life easy by letting you see what the game is like without actually joining it first. So here is how it works:
1: Post a starter with your character, including whether they are a god or shinki in the subject line.
2: Act like your character is established enough in the setting to allow your thread to go places.
3: Take on any god/shinki of your choosing, as long as they're not already in the game!
4: Comment around to the other people on the meme.
5: Have lots of fun!
Daring Drinks
A couple of local bars are going out of their way to make new and interesting drinks for their customers to try, in a long-standing war between the two bars. Of course, they're going a little off the rails, so there are some very interesting - and somewhat scary - combinations popping out of the woodworks. And they want everyone passing by to try them.
An odd ayakashi is causing some of the eels at the local aquarium to become literally electric, causing the eels to shock the other inhabitants in their tanks. This is causing a pretty big uproar and if it isn't fixed soon, someone could die or the aquarium might even just shut down entirely.
Large frogs are popping up all over the place and following people around. They don't seem malicious in any way, but they are kind of creepy to look at, brightly colored, and leave trails of slippery goo wherever they stand. Oh, and they like to jump at people and knock them over, just for fun.
A local home for older men is having a problem with a number of their inhabitants where they literally cannot stop farting and belching. It turns out this is the work of an ayakashi that just thinks farts and burps are funny and knows it's easier to get those sorts of things out of old people. Help the poor old guys out, would you?
Many known otaku in the area are dealing with a rather terrifying problem - every hentai they watch lately comes into reality very suddenly. Sometimes this means cute, begging girls, sure, but it also means tentacles and aliens and a whole rash of other things too. You'll have to stop the ayakashi that is bringing these 'fantasies' to life in order to save these guys.
If you're uncertain about anything, feel free to check out the Premise, Rules, and FAQ posts. And don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have on the FAQ!
When and if you're ready to join the game, check out the Taken Characters before throwing in a Reserve and starting on your Application
Have fun!
Master Roshi | Dragon Ball | Kami -- I mean, God
Hey! H-hey! I'll -- uuuuuurp -- don't you recognize a god of martial arts when you see one?!
[Well, probably not? The flailing old man sure LOOKS like just another victim of the mischievous spirit... except the Hawaiian shirt is pretty passe and he's wearing a turtle shell on his back for some reason. He's definitely not doing a good job of quelling the ayakashi, that's for sure -- especially as he rips one out so powerfully that his hips thrust forward and he bangs his crotch into a chair.]
[The invincible old master collapses into the fetal position and shudders for a bit. And farts some more.]
[This isn't his worse day, he hasn't wound up in a toilet yet.]
HELLO Hentai!
[From around the corner, two massive jets of blood erupt outwards, and a poor wayward catgirl screeches and yowls as she scrambles away from the twin bursts.]
Hey! Wait up! H-how's about we exchange email addresses? [One hand clamped firmly on his nose to stop the bleeding, the Turtle Hermit scrambles after the hormonal fantasy of a sex object. A large tentacle reaches out of the sewers to snare him, but without even looking, let alone breaking stride, Roshi kicks it so hard it goes limp.] Or we could just skip to the good paaaaart!
Hello Hentai
You know, old man, I just don't think you're her type.
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[Is that really a philosophy that should be applied to sexual harassment?]
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[No mincing words here.]
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[Something says she should... probably be putting more into acting like she's not a hellion, but, nah.]
Aren't you concerned about all the creepy tentacles and stuff that are around?
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[He does pause in his pursuit, glancing back over his shoulder at the twitching tentacle left in his wake.]
Say, that IS a bit odd. Heh heh, but I guess it comes with the territory when you've got busty vixens around, huh?
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[Putting her hands on her hips, she hops down onto the street.]
Although I guess you're a lot stronger than a busty vixen might be, too, since I think you.... Can you even kill a tentacle?
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[With the catgirl well and truly escaped, the old master turns to face the girl who'd interrupted him. Speaking of not his type, eesh. Come back when you've put on a dozen years and a dozen inches in a couple relevant measurements, huh?] I suppose if she's running from whatever that is, we probably ought to deal with it. That'll show her what an old master can do!
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[But that's not important right now compared to something else, and Wendy is suddenly grinning. Hey, letting a tough old guy take care of this sounds like a good plan in her book.]
Heroes are supposed to get the girls, right? Maybe she'll be impressed. But are you okay with going down into the sewers where that thing is apparently from?
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Hmm. That's a good point... but if it stays down in the sewers, who's it troubling?
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Anyone walking near holes in the ground like that, probably.
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[Considering this, Master Roshi walks over towards a nearby storm drain. Almost immediately, a tentacle surges up out of it, lunging for him with predatory hunger.]
Oh, drat. [He turns back to the girl, casually whacking the tentacle with his staff so that it drops limply to the ground.] They ARE a nuisance, aren't they.
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Yeah, and it’s not like people can just avoid sewer grates like that- they’re everywhere. [An idea hits her and she fullbody shudders.] Eugh, I hope they don’t get into bathrooms through the drains…
The Olds
This is a place he'd rather not be for so many reasons, but if his goddess has gone and effectively ordered him to scout out the ayakashi then there's little he can do but try to get through the ordeal entirely unnoticed. That plan kind of goes down the drain when some old man announces himself like that
and is promptly dubbed Pathetic.]
Get on your feet already.
[He's not going to approach or anything. He'll just. Welp.]
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[One finger stabs upwards, pointing at the boy in a quivering fury that might be more menacing if Roshi weren't still trying to make the nausea subside.] YOU must be the one responsible! I can tell by your lack of respect for your elders!
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I wouldn't waste my time with such a thing...
[--It's Difficult.] I'm only here to figure out what's causing the. [So very gross (why is the old man still on the floor?)] Problem.
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Ooogh, my stomach! Whatever it is -- find it! Take it out! I don't deserve to suffer like this!
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[And suffer from second hand humiliation but every day is an adventure, huh? Neji turns from the old master to continue the search. There's just so much... equipment around cluttering the space.] If a demon is doing this I'll call my goddess to dispose of it. If you're a god you'd need to call your shinki.
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Forget embarrassing, Neji's turned to look at the guy like he's diseased, eyes narrowed, brows furrowed, hackles up if he'd have them.] You're hardly worth being in the same room with. Don't imply I'd let you get your hands on me so easily, old man.
[What he means is at all, but the ayakashi has finally slithered out of hiding-- literally slithered. It must be, what, 30 feet long at the least? Where the heck had it been hiding all this time? This is just perfect, because-- so much for just finding it. What a way to keep the adrenaline pumping etc] If you're going to continue to be useless then just stay out of the way.
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