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The Far Shore Mods ([personal profile] godsoffortune) wrote in [community profile] takamagahara2018-04-02 09:16 pm
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Test Drive #27

TEST DRIVE # 27



Whether you're trying to figure out how your character would fare in this setting, trying to get some samples together, or just dipping your toes in the water, you've come to the right place! The Test Drive is here to make your life easy by letting you see what the game is like without actually joining it first. So here is how it works:


1: Post a starter with your character, including whether they are a god or shinki in the subject line.
2: Act like your character is established enough in the setting to allow your thread to go places.
3: Take on any god/shinki of your choosing, as long as they're not already in the game!
4: Comment around to the other people on the meme.
5: Have lots of fun!

To get you started, here are some ideas for thread-starters!
Feel free to come up with your own ideas if these don't strike your fancy, though.


Apparition Apparent


Following the ups and downs of their business after the whole Zodiac affair, the fortune tellers of Ginza have searched for another fad to bring in the customers. The old and cheesy is making a revival, and so the fortune tellers have latched onto seances as the next big thing. Trembling tables, knocks on the wall, creepy voices from beyond the grave- all performance art that people will pay big yen for. Or… is it all performance?

Bead Bustle


At the perpetually bustling intersection of Shibuya, someone’s precious bead bracelet has fallen apart. Answer this sudden but intense prayer to recover all the beads and return them to their owner.
Hope you have a bird-like affinity for small, shiny objects, because they’re certain to be thoroughly scattered under the feet of hundreds of pedestrians.

Cattle Cull


It is part of the cycle of commerce: cattle are bred to become beef. One farmer has been struck with melancholy for the fate of the poor beasts, and has asked for divine intervention in choosing which cattle are to die. Be a cattle whisperer and try to divine which beasts are accepting of their fate? Maybe, if it’s all the same to you, at least try to choose the fatty-looking ones.


Delivery Dash


For some reason, a singing telegram business is getting more orders than their small staff can handle! Good for business, so long as the messages can be delivered on time! Button up into your bellhop uniform of choice and head out in pairs on this urgent task to sing messages of all kinds, from silly to serious, to their unwitting recipients. (Just don’t get shot, ok? That’d be unfortunate.)


Epicurean Epidemic


There has been a rash of ayakashi activity in an affluent region of Tokyo. The victims will, out of envy of those around them, start spending money way above their means in order to enjoy grade-A epicurean delights- everything from entertainment to food. Then once the victim starts getting frustrated with their “sudden” lack of money to keep enjoying said delights, the small worm-like ayakashi feeds off that discontent, copies itself, and splits off onto another human.
On the plus side, the copies seem to like staying near each other. On the negative side, over a dozen people have been infected already. Hope you can find and exterminate them all.




If you're uncertain about anything, feel free to check out the Premise, Rules, and FAQ posts. And don't hesitate to ask any questions you might have on the FAQ!
When and if you're ready to join the game, check out the Taken Characters before throwing in a Reserve and starting on your Application
Have fun!
rockthemonkey: (I'll take charge!)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2018-04-09 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright! [Yess, friend is saved. Goku gives the cow a vigorous rub on the neck.] Don't worry, you're safe now, okay? We'll just pick a buncha other cows to eat.

[The cow doubtlessly finds that very reassuring. Goku turns back to the rest of the cows with new enthusiasm.]

Okay! Let's go!
sweetdeath: (my what a big **** you have)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2018-04-09 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tsuzuki feels a little like a murderer as he turns with Goku to point out a few of the cows.]

That one looks nice and fat, and that one there.

How many do we need to pick out again? Ten?
rockthemonkey: (What a beautiful day!)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2018-04-10 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Tsuzuki, you get desensitized to the violence eventually. Just think of the hamburgers.]

Okay, so, that one and that one... and that one and that one and that one! [Goku points out a few more, mostly at random.]

I dunno how many really, but I reckon ten should be enough. Right? I mean, the farmer has to do some of the work anyway.

[It's an important lesson to the farmer: don't rely on gods for shit.]
sweetdeath: (toppled)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2018-04-10 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's a super useful lesson to learn. Especially for guys who are asking the gods to pick which of their cows should be sent to slaughter.

Tsuzuki pats his pockets, then his coat pockets, and brightens, turning up a yellow paint marker.]


Gotcha. Okay, so let's mark the ones we picked! Just a big X on their ear or something, so the farmer can see.

[One of the steer he'd pointed at rolls one big dark eye in his direction, and Tsuzuki swallows down the urge to apologize. Man, this is hard. He'll never be able to eat a hamburger again!!]
Edited 2018-04-10 14:44 (UTC)
rockthemonkey: (All you can eat?)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2018-04-11 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Goku will look very sadly at his next steak for a moment. Then he'll eat it anyway. He's a growing boy and he's very hungry.]

I wonder if drawin' on them messes up the meat... [How does skin work.] I guess they're covered in dirt already, so they must wash 'em or something later.

[So it's fine? Look, it works out whether he's right or wrong. Goku has nothing as useful as a pen, so he just hovers unhelpfully behind Tsuzuki.]
sweetdeath: (t-that's nice for you)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2018-04-11 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, plus, you don't eat the skin, that ends up as leather and stuff.

[What do they do with ears? Dog chew toys? He has no clue, but he's marking big, sloppy yellow crosses on the ear of each of the animals they'd pointed out. He gets through three before one of them huffs out a breath, swings its head around, and steps on his foot.

Tsuzuki makes a very small squeaking noise.]
rockthemonkey: (Standing together.)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2018-04-13 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sweet, kind Goku just laughs loudly at that. Sorry, Tsuzuki, it's just kinda funny.]

They're fightin' back! [Yeah! That's so cool! He still wants to eat them but they should fight to be alive!] Hey, be careful they don't bite ya or anythin'!

[He's being helpful, surely.]
sweetdeath: (toppled)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2018-04-13 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's crushing my foot!

[Tsuzuki is not equipped to fight back against a steer. It's too big. He can't just hit it. Can he?

He tries to aim a punch at the shoulder, which connects (it's like hitting a barn) but has apparently no impact at all. The steer huffs, and shifts its weight. Further onto Tsuzuki's foot. He wonders if broken bones automatically heal straight, or if he's gonna have to set them really fast once the steer gets off of him.]
rockthemonkey: (When life gets weird hit it with a stick)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2018-04-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goku chuckles a little bit more- but then it looks like Tsuzuki's actually having trouble with this. Whelp.]

Aw, come on, that's enough. [Scolding the steer. It ignores Goku completely and continues to crush Tsuzuki's fault, so Goku huffs.] We don't wanna do this either, ya know!

[So be nice! Goku bends over, takes hold of the steer's two front legs and balances it's body against his shoulder- ... And then lifts it up. The cow moos in shock and scrambles a bit, making Goku wobble, but he manages to keep his hold.]

Quick, move! He's heavy!
sweetdeath: (t-that's nice for you)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2018-04-16 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tsuzuki stumbles backwards, wincing as his foot hits the ground (it is broken, he's pretty sure, but he just has to favor it for a little and it'll heal.)

More importantly--]


-- did you just lift a cow!?
rockthemonkey: (Running away!)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2018-04-16 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not the whole cow, Tsuzuki, that would be crazy unnecessary. Just the front half. Goku waits a bit for Tsuzuki to get to safety, then slowly lowers the cow again.]

Yeah... Wow, they're heavier than they look!

[The cow rapidly backs away while Goku rotates his shoulder and winces. Then he shakes it off and focuses on Tsuzuki, jogging over to him. He's fine, apparently.]

Hey, are you okay? Did you break your foot?
sweetdeath: (yeesh)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2018-04-17 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I might've... it'll be fine in a minute, though! I heal fast.

[Like: cracked bones in a couple of minutes, fast. Tsuzuki's shifting his weight onto his uninjured foot, glancing over at Goku.] You didn't sprain anything, did you?