[Hilariously enough, when he calls for her to duck, what Wendy does instead with an indignant little shriek is jump- nearly up to his shoulders, too, higher than the frog was expecting so that it goes sailing beneath her. In no time, she’s trying to hurry on again.]

Well, it’s really not funny! These sorts of things can’t be normal, right? Is it a god’s idea of a bad joke, or something to do with ayakashi?