October OOC Intro/CR Meme

[godsoffortune]

Welcome aboard, newcomers! And welcome back to those who have stuck around! It's the time of the month when we add newbies to our ranks. So here is a new Intro/CR Meme in order to get you set for the coming month.

What do you need to do? Simple! Fill in the handy form provided with as much or as little information as you want to and reply here. New players or old players bringing in new characters should respond specifically to the 'Newbies' thread. Then, go about responding to other people's introductions as well. It's that easy!

<b>Name:</b> [your name] <b>Contact:</b> [any contact info you want to share] <b>Hobbies:</b> [because we're getting to know each other here] <b>Fandoms:</b> [list some of the series you love] <b>Character:</b> [who are you playing?] <b>About:</b> [give us a quick description of what your character is like] <b>God/Shinki:</b> [easy enough] <b>Plans:</b> [who is your partner? what do you want to get out of the game? what are you thinking about doing this month? anything goes!] <b>Wanted CR:</b> [what sorts of relationships you want to build] <b>Unwanted CR:</b> [just so we can draw the boundary (lol)] <b>Anything Else?:</b> [WELL?]

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Kim | Joseph Joestar

[hamonfisted]

Name: Kim
Contact: HeartPocket or Discord (heartpocket#6497)
Hobbies: Playing video games, board games, card games, collecting action figures... uh. Eating very spicy things? (that's not a real hobby shh)
Fandoms: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Steven Universe, The Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem series (a little), My Hero Academia, Pokemon, Tokyo Ghoul, Ace Attorney, and several others!

Character: Joseph Joestar
About: Joseph is a quirky teenager who is a shounen protagonist, but not conventionally. He acts underhandedly most of the time and he isn't afraid to throw his dignity out in order to do what he must to survive. His favorite things to do are trick people and cheat. That said, he's loyal to his friends under all of that, and does believe in justice where it's due. Only recently, he began to understand compassion and kindness on a serious level.
God/Shinki: God. Venus, to be precise.
Plans: First of all, I'm not sure who his partner is going to be, so that's a big chunk of planning on hold. All in all, he's more than likely going to harass those he already knows, get his bearings, and try to be the best not-lazy god out there.
Wanted CR: All of it! Friendship is a good start, but those he can bicker with are also welcomed.
Unwanted CR: I can't think of anything I don't want???

Anything Else?: Like Dio up there, Joseph is a CRAU from a sex-apocalypse. He's had to sleep with other people to live, and adjusting from that will have to happen. His permissions post is available if you'd like to take a look and let me know if you'd rather I not tag you or use some of his more... broken abilities with your character.

Aaaand he fell into interesting relationship dynamics with Dio (caught in a bad hate-mance??) and Masaki Kurosaki (who won't remember).

One more key thing here is that he's also from WW2 times, and may get a bit of futureshock overload and completely absorb everything the internet has to offer. I apologize in advance if he becomes a horrible, terrible memelord.

Plus:

Idiocy is a clever ruse. Of course it is.

[dioception]

"I apologize in advance if he becomes a horrible, terrible memelord."

You say as if he's not already a horrible, terrible memelord without even knowing it.

[hamonfisted]

Well I mean Jojo's as a whole is a meme. We're essentially playing meme gijinkas.

BUT SHITPOSTS. SPAMMING USELESS THINGS. ANONYMOUS AND OBVIOUS TROLLING. He's gonna spam Dio with cat videos asking who took this accurate video of him.

[dioception]

ROAD ROLLER DA

also gdit joseph. Just make fun of him while he's a totally awesome jaguar. I see how it is. Don't be jelly.

[hamonfisted]

EH, he's not impressed tbh. But he'll leave large amounts of catnip here and there around Dio's place to drive him crazy until he finds it.

[dioception]

Rude?? This is totally cool Joseph. Watch how many pets he can get(and how many cute girls' breasts or laps he can get onto kukuku

Also big cats apparently respond to catnip the same way as housecats so whoops.

[hamonfisted]

Just roll around all over the temple, rub all over everything, do the little arch stretch in front of Masaki. Dio will thank him later

But rude, don't be a cute cat and take advantage of people's attention--- not that Joseph wouldn't do the same thing

[dioception]

Joseph is the worst. How is he even going to GET that much catnip????!

[hamonfisted]

He'll find a way. By that I mean he's going to use Hermit Purple to cheat a slot machine. That's step one.

Step two is just buying the catnip, and step three is finding out exactly where Dio lives.

[dioception]

Joseph Joestar does not gamble. He cheats. No dignity.

Just follow the wwwrrryyy, Joseph

[hamonfisted]

Gambling implies the possibility of losing, and who wants that. Winning is the goal.

And what's dignity, how does it apply to Joseph Joestar???

Hones in on the wwwrryyyy immediately. It's like a beacon.

[shockshot]

Joseph why you got to make the temple a mess

Now Masaki has to clean this mess up

[hamonfisted]

You gotta find the pouches of catnip. It'll be like an easter egg hunt, and Dio can sniff them out. Team work???

Joseph might leave Masaki some chocolates tho :3c

[shockshot]

If she's bowled over in the process of finding the catnip, she's gonna blame you forever

Just sayin

But she'll like the chocolates tho!

[hamonfisted]

...Dio don't bowl Masaki over, oh my god. Maybe next time he'll just give it to her to give to Dio. He's sorryyyyyy.

But if she likes getting gifts... well he'll probably bring her something whenever he visits.

[shockshot]

u_u apology maybe accepted, maybe.

But she will like the gifts! And even be flattered/flustered about it. Maybe ask shyly if she can make him something in return.

[hamonfisted]

and here comes the line "what's cookin', good lookin'" as soon as she offers.

but seriously he'll eat anything she cooks/makes as long as it isn't what Dio eats

[shockshot]

and that's how he gets called a dork.

but yes, she'll give it to him. She needs to look up blood related dishes for Dio.

[hamonfisted]

Oh no... I wonder what dishes she'll find and try

would she feel morally wrong using human blood, if it came to that how much is she going to sting Dio

[shockshot]

There are a few out there...

As for the human blood, iiiiit would depend on if the donor was willing or if he stole it

Stealing means sting

Now if it were her blood, it'd be kinda gross but she would be cool with it