[ That's not fair! He scrambles to catch up, because he's pretty sure the thing is gaining on him and can almost feel its creepy pervy tentacles curling around his ankle....
BUT WAIT. He can teleport. Duh! Why does he always forget he can do this until the last possible moment? He looks for a tall building and concentrates on the very top of that roof and pfft! with the blink of an eye, he's up there. ]
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[ That's not fair! He scrambles to catch up, because he's pretty sure the thing is gaining on him and can almost feel its creepy pervy tentacles curling around his ankle....
BUT WAIT. He can teleport. Duh! Why does he always forget he can do this until the last possible moment? He looks for a tall building and concentrates on the very top of that roof and pfft! with the blink of an eye, he's up there. ]