{ daring drinks }

No, not liquor. Tea. Are you deaf?

[ Rather than partake of these mysterious concoctions, this person is apparently trying to place their own order. And having incredibly little luck. ]

It is a classic beverage consumed by elites throughout the ages. Honestly. To have gone in ignorance of something so elementary, the folk of this city must not--

[ The person is offered a purple cocktail. They wave it aside, except their wave is too wide and they knock it over. Glass and all smash to the ground. And splatter on this person's pants. ]

...Enough. You're wasting my time.

{ electric eels }



[ A shadow in a cape and plumed hat slips through the darkened aquarium, its silhouette illuminated only by the sparks from the eel tank. Pulling out a crisp white business card from beneath their cloak, they smirk and toss it at the tank -

Except since it's dark, they didn't see you standing there.

Um. Dodge?

Either way, they totally meant to do that. ]

{ wildcard }

[ Have at her! Either with a TDM prompt or make your own. ]