[Yuri gapes at him for a second, his face twitching, like his mouth wants to form words but there are just so many of them that they're being translated into disgusted silence. It was one thing when he was just a spectator to the three ring adults-only circus that is a drunken Yuuri Katsuki, but another thing entirely when he's actually responsible for him.]

If you take off ONE PIECE OF CLOTHING, I'm taking you to the NEXT TEMPLE I FIND and whoever's there GETS A NEW SHINKI.