[Yuri is absolutely too young to be drinking. There isn't a single country on the planet where it would be legal and he's certainly not the sort of person who looks even a day older than he is, but somehow, in their zeal, the bar owners have stopped paying attention to that sort of thing and he's ended up with a free sample from each. He's not sure how he feels about either of them, but he's determined to down them both with the gusto of a teenager who knows he's getting away with something. You might want to step in.]
Electric Eels
Hey!!
[He came here to see the sharks and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Yuri bangs frantically on the tank and looks left and right, trying to figure out just what he's supposed to do about this. He's not a god of fish! He doesn't know anything about fish! Does anyone here speak fish?!]
Frog Friend
[He should probably do something about this whole frog thing, but really it's just funny at the moment. He strikes a pose in front of a particularly colorful one and holds his phone up to take a selfie. He's too focused on getting the angle right and making sure everything is in focus to see the frog getting ready to jump.]
Gaseous Grandpas
[Yuri looks more subdued than usual, barely even resembling himself as he helps out in the retirement home. He came here to deal with the ayakashi, but at some point he ended up sitting with the residents and listening to endless old man stories all morning. Sure, he has to wear facemask to keep the smell out and he kind of wishes he had a gas mask instead, but with the current situation, the usual visitors aren't showing and it pissed him off enough that he decided to fill in for all of them himself.
Once he sees someone else who looks like they might be from the Far Shore, that relaxed expression goes away and he frowns and points at them.]
Hey. You. There's an ayakashi here. Are you gonna do something about it?
Yuri Plisetsky | Yuri on Ice | God
[Yuri is absolutely too young to be drinking. There isn't a single country on the planet where it would be legal and he's certainly not the sort of person who looks even a day older than he is, but somehow, in their zeal, the bar owners have stopped paying attention to that sort of thing and he's ended up with a free sample from each. He's not sure how he feels about either of them, but he's determined to down them both with the gusto of a teenager who knows he's getting away with something.
You might want to step in.]
Electric Eels
Hey!!
[He came here to see the sharks and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Yuri bangs frantically on the tank and looks left and right, trying to figure out just what he's supposed to do about this. He's not a god of fish! He doesn't know anything about fish! Does anyone here speak fish?!]
Frog Friend
[He should probably do something about this whole frog thing, but really it's just funny at the moment. He strikes a pose in front of a particularly colorful one and holds his phone up to take a selfie. He's too focused on getting the angle right and making sure everything is in focus to see the frog getting ready to jump.]
Gaseous Grandpas
[Yuri looks more subdued than usual, barely even resembling himself as he helps out in the retirement home. He came here to deal with the ayakashi, but at some point he ended up sitting with the residents and listening to endless old man stories all morning. Sure, he has to wear facemask to keep the smell out and he kind of wishes he had a gas mask instead, but with the current situation, the usual visitors aren't showing and it pissed him off enough that he decided to fill in for all of them himself.
Once he sees someone else who looks like they might be from the Far Shore, that relaxed expression goes away and he frowns and points at them.]
Hey. You. There's an ayakashi here. Are you gonna do something about it?
Horrifying Hentai
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
[The scream is piercing, filled with so many things. Frustration, rage, humiliation...
He came here to kick ass but...
We have to hurry, meow! Master is waiting, meow!
But somehow he's ended up with a disgustingly cute catgirl on each arm, both desperately trying to drag him towards a nearby apartment building.
It seems they've mistaken him for one of their own kind.]