HIs hair also changes colors when he invokes his magical pretty boy transformation sequence. BUT OH MY GOSH THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE TWINS. HAPPYFACE REDHEADS
Also, his temple covered in dicks is not his personal aesthetic choice. He's a penis god. It was there when he got here, he swears.
Maybe he will throw a beach party? But like... not invite people through the temple area. Just.. by the waterfront area.... His temple is an embarrassment but feel free to drop by unannounced? Like "wow that looks like a cool temple" and then when you get closer it's like a trainwreck and you can't look away.....
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Also, his temple covered in dicks is not his personal aesthetic choice. He's a penis god. It was there when he got here, he swears.
Maybe he will throw a beach party? But like... not invite people through the temple area. Just.. by the waterfront area.... His temple is an embarrassment but feel free to drop by unannounced? Like "wow that looks like a cool temple" and then when you get closer it's like a trainwreck and you can't look away.....