[ A ] Ugly Underthings For a moment, Speed of Sound Sonic just stands there with one hand on his hip, the other covering his mouth, trying desperately to stifle the urge to cackle himself blue in the face. It takes him a moment or two before he completely composes himself enough to walk over to a park bench and pick up a pair of mustard yellow boxer-briefs. There's a white stripe over the crotch, and a picture of a leering half-peeled banana.
He turns around, and with a completely straight face, holds up the underwear and says to the nearest person (that's you!), "Hey, are these yours?"
[ B ]Weeaboo Weirdos He was just going to mess with the damn kids, really, that's all he had in mind. But once one teenager noticed - more specifically, noticed that he was a ninja - it was only a matter of time before he was the center of attention.
He was kind of trapped after that. Not that he minded. He was having fun racing around the gathered teenagers, performing minor feats of strength, speed, and skill. Hats were stolen, backs were flipped, he did a few knife throwing tricks with his kunai, all while the teens shouted out their amazement. He spends about fifteen minutes entertaining them before disappearing in a cloud of thick black smoke.
As the crowd disappates, Sonic stretches out on the lower limb of a tree, smirking to himself in satisfaction.
[ C ] Xeroxing Xenophobes As a rule, Sonic doesn't actually give a flying fuck about other people. If they're going to fight among themselves, that is as far from his problem as it gets.
But he at least takes the duty of extinguishing Ayakashi relatively seriously, so from the relative saftey of a tree's branches, he throws kunai at the replicating menance, carefully avoiding hitting the humans.
The only problem is that his kunai don't actually do much besides catch the Ayakashi's attention and make it angry. Before long, he's got a crowd of negative spirits clawing at his tree, trying to make their way up to him.
...shit.
At least they're not attacking the living any longer?
he throws a couple exploding shuriken into the crowd with a shout of "Fuck off!" like that would do anything other than rile them up even more, and curses himself. He did not think this through.
Speed of Sound Sonic | One Punch Man | God: Hermes
For a moment, Speed of Sound Sonic just stands there with one hand on his hip, the other covering his mouth, trying desperately to stifle the urge to cackle himself blue in the face. It takes him a moment or two before he completely composes himself enough to walk over to a park bench and pick up a pair of mustard yellow boxer-briefs. There's a white stripe over the crotch, and a picture of a leering half-peeled banana.
He turns around, and with a completely straight face, holds up the underwear and says to the nearest person (that's you!), "Hey, are these yours?"
[ B ]Weeaboo Weirdos
He was just going to mess with the damn kids, really, that's all he had in mind. But once one teenager noticed - more specifically, noticed that he was a ninja - it was only a matter of time before he was the center of attention.
He was kind of trapped after that. Not that he minded. He was having fun racing around the gathered teenagers, performing minor feats of strength, speed, and skill. Hats were stolen, backs were flipped, he did a few knife throwing tricks with his kunai, all while the teens shouted out their amazement. He spends about fifteen minutes entertaining them before disappearing in a cloud of thick black smoke.
As the crowd disappates, Sonic stretches out on the lower limb of a tree, smirking to himself in satisfaction.
[ C ] Xeroxing Xenophobes
As a rule, Sonic doesn't actually give a flying fuck about other people. If they're going to fight among themselves, that is as far from his problem as it gets.
But he at least takes the duty of extinguishing Ayakashi relatively seriously, so from the relative saftey of a tree's branches, he throws kunai at the replicating menance, carefully avoiding hitting the humans.
The only problem is that his kunai don't actually do much besides catch the Ayakashi's attention and make it angry. Before long, he's got a crowd of negative spirits clawing at his tree, trying to make their way up to him.
...shit.
At least they're not attacking the living any longer?
he throws a couple exploding shuriken into the crowd with a shout of "Fuck off!" like that would do anything other than rile them up even more, and curses himself. He did not think this through.
At all.
[ D ] Wildcard!
Anything goes!