[Iskandar shrugs. It's a small miracle that he was able to find even this beer at all. Vending machines tend to be quite specialized. They don't usually carry non-alcoholic drinks along with the booze. It's either one or the other. So it's more of a testament to him being extremely lucky and not some general rule.]

Then I have yet to see it. For all I've encountered up to this point was beer. Even this one funny machine that doesn't give you a can but pours a glass which then you have to wrangle out of it's clutches without spilling the contents everywhere. The beer was awful but I find the idea interesting. Impractical but interesting. This one...

[He finishes his beer in one big gulp then flattens the can to a small disk of aluminum.]

It's not terrible, I had worse. Not exactly great either but it's better than nothing.

[Said like a true alcoholic he is. Still in all fairness what he is supposed to drink? Water? Like animals?

Iskandar watches the hair incident with slight amusement. He even manages to catch one of the flying pieces and return it to it's original place. Still he's not going to criticize Waver on his fashion sense. Far from it! Especially when the said fashion sense is actually so spot on. However impractical they can be at times, long hair really suit Waver. Not many men can say that about themselves.
So does the red coat. Though Iskandar can be biased about the color scheme as black, red and gold is actually his own favourite set.]

Maybe. They'd better show some improvement if they want my attention. I have no patience for lazy.

[Though this strongly depends on the situation. He can be quite compassionate if he wants to. Quite inconsiderate also.]