Yeah, until my pants fall off because they're too heavy.

['Less stupid' is subjective.

The one pant leg is covered from waist to hem in crisscrossing chains, and the other leg has a zipper running down the length of it and more sequins than is necessary on anything. Part of said sequin mess also spells out 'LOVE' for no discernable reason.]

I'm not really good at the modeling thing. I make a better mannequin...no one ever remembers my face anyway.