Zippers

[You can BET YOUR ASS that Lance is hopping on this latest trend as quickly as he possibly can. His hat, his pants, his jacket - everything has more zippers than any article of clothing has any right to have. Hell, he's even glued zipper pulls onto each side of his enormous sunglasses. That's how dedicated to this trend he is!]

Heeeeeey! What's up? You wanna come hang out with m--

[And wouldn't you know it. Whoever pulled down Lance's zipper managed to get the only one holding his pants up. Welcome to the world, light blue boxers! Enjoy your presentation...]

Blues

[Lance leans against the wall as he and his god watch people exit the bar, arms crossed and a thoughtful expression on his face.]

Are you sure it's not just like... normal reactions to music? I mean, I get sad when I listen to sad music too! I don't think demons do that, though...

[There's a pause while he considers.]

...do... do they??

Dragons

[Lance... is definitely one of those people trying desperately to beat the dragon. NOT LIKE HE'S A HUGE NERD OR ANYTHING!! He just hates when he can't beat a boss battle!! Everything has to have a way to win, right?? Then so does this!

After suffering another crushing defeat, Lance slinks from his room, hair bedraggled and wearing pajamas still, to go commandeer some food from the kitchen.]

Uuuuughhhhh why won't that stupid dragon die already?!

[You will find him with his head plastered to the door of the fridge, glowering at it as if it is at fault for the dragon's invincibility.]