Ugh, come on, you deserve this! [Charlotte sits on top of a counter, one knee propped up, watching Hanako scrub the floors and struggling to ignore the scantily dressed soldier bugging her as she works.] Even your dumb boss thinks so, and I bet he's never scrubbed a floor in his life. Rich guys like that never have to work hard like you.
[There's a moments silence as Charlotte briefly fantasizes about what it must be like to be wealthy and never have to work. Sounds nice. The silence is broken by a frustrated sigh.]
Anyway, if you keep scrubbing floors now it's all you'll do for the rest of your life! What's the point in working hard if you don't get to enjoy the results? Go spoil yourself, you've earned it! Oh, you could buy a fancy new dress- something skimpy, you've absolutely got the figure for it- and go out on the town! Find yourself some cutie with a ton of cash and the next time you're here it'll be to tell these guys to go to hell-
[Charlotte freezes when she realises that while is Hanako ignoring her, someone else may still be within earshot. After a second she presses her hands against her cheeks and her voice is suddenly much cuter and childish.]
... Oh, honey, we're all just so worried about you! You poor sweetie, working so hard! Let's go get you some sweets and- and pet some kitties! Doesn't that just sound like so much fun? Hee hee!
Jilted John
[Okay, clearly Charlotte isn't going to hunt down some random guy and punch him for falling prey to a pretty girl's charms. Julie wanted an upgrade, batted her eyelashes and got one. That's how the world works. Sure, it's rough on John, but that's how the game is played and he'll just have to accept it. Really, it's the best case for him.
But that doesn't mean Charlotte is completely heartless. She can still try and make the heartbreak less than what it is. For a girl she'd supply icecream and take them on a shopping trip, a girl's day where they could happily trash every guy they knew as a form of therapy, but for a guy... Well, everyone knows the best way to get over someone is to fall for someone else, right?]
Ooh, that Julie just doesn't know what she's missing! [Charlotte bats her eyelashes and scootches over to sit entirely too close to John on this bench she's found him on. He had been stalking Julie's social media to hopefully prove how miserable she was with Gordon, something that didn't appear to be working as well as he'd hoped. Charlotte presses her chest against his shoulder and leans in close.] A handsome guy like you... I just don't know what she was thinking, hee hee! And you're so strong! I think I can feel muscles here... and here...
[John blushes but awkwardly pushes Charlotte's hand away from where she's prodding him, shaking his head. Charlotte bites her lip to keep her frustration at bay.]
Oh, sweetie, I swear I mean it! You don't need to worry about him! Here, Johnny, let me show you- [Charlotte delicately snatches John's phone out of his hands and starts scrolling through Julie's feed.] See, he's not even that handsome- ... I mean, he's not bad looking, but you're definitely above him. She's totally faking a smile there, you can tell by- ... wow, is that his car? Oh my god, look at that necklace he got her!
[Charlotte sits upright, pushing John away so she can properly focus on the phone.] And matching earrings? Are those diamonds? After they've been dating for a week? Holy crap, way to go, girl! Oh, man, and he's taking her on vacation next month! I wonder if his family owns that house or they're just staying there...
[John tries to reach for his phone but Charlotte just pushes him away, not paying him any mind now. She's fixated on these photos.]
Ugh, she's totally got him on a string too, I can't believe it! She won the fucking lottery! Some girls have all the luck. [She looks as disgusted as she does impressed. John just looks depressed.] I wonder if he has a brother...
Charlotte | Fire Emblem Fates | Shinki
Ugh, come on, you deserve this! [Charlotte sits on top of a counter, one knee propped up, watching Hanako scrub the floors and struggling to ignore the scantily dressed soldier bugging her as she works.] Even your dumb boss thinks so, and I bet he's never scrubbed a floor in his life. Rich guys like that never have to work hard like you.
[There's a moments silence as Charlotte briefly fantasizes about what it must be like to be wealthy and never have to work. Sounds nice. The silence is broken by a frustrated sigh.]
Anyway, if you keep scrubbing floors now it's all you'll do for the rest of your life! What's the point in working hard if you don't get to enjoy the results? Go spoil yourself, you've earned it! Oh, you could buy a fancy new dress- something skimpy, you've absolutely got the figure for it- and go out on the town! Find yourself some cutie with a ton of cash and the next time you're here it'll be to tell these guys to go to hell-
[Charlotte freezes when she realises that while is Hanako ignoring her, someone else may still be within earshot. After a second she presses her hands against her cheeks and her voice is suddenly much cuter and childish.]
... Oh, honey, we're all just so worried about you! You poor sweetie, working so hard! Let's go get you some sweets and- and pet some kitties! Doesn't that just sound like so much fun? Hee hee!
Jilted John
[Okay, clearly Charlotte isn't going to hunt down some random guy and punch him for falling prey to a pretty girl's charms. Julie wanted an upgrade, batted her eyelashes and got one. That's how the world works. Sure, it's rough on John, but that's how the game is played and he'll just have to accept it. Really, it's the best case for him.
But that doesn't mean Charlotte is completely heartless. She can still try and make the heartbreak less than what it is. For a girl she'd supply icecream and take them on a shopping trip, a girl's day where they could happily trash every guy they knew as a form of therapy, but for a guy... Well, everyone knows the best way to get over someone is to fall for someone else, right?]
Ooh, that Julie just doesn't know what she's missing! [Charlotte bats her eyelashes and scootches over to sit entirely too close to John on this bench she's found him on. He had been stalking Julie's social media to hopefully prove how miserable she was with Gordon, something that didn't appear to be working as well as he'd hoped. Charlotte presses her chest against his shoulder and leans in close.] A handsome guy like you... I just don't know what she was thinking, hee hee! And you're so strong! I think I can feel muscles here... and here...
[John blushes but awkwardly pushes Charlotte's hand away from where she's prodding him, shaking his head. Charlotte bites her lip to keep her frustration at bay.]
Oh, sweetie, I swear I mean it! You don't need to worry about him! Here, Johnny, let me show you- [Charlotte delicately snatches John's phone out of his hands and starts scrolling through Julie's feed.] See, he's not even that handsome- ... I mean, he's not bad looking, but you're definitely above him. She's totally faking a smile there, you can tell by- ... wow, is that his car? Oh my god, look at that necklace he got her!
[Charlotte sits upright, pushing John away so she can properly focus on the phone.] And matching earrings? Are those diamonds? After they've been dating for a week? Holy crap, way to go, girl! Oh, man, and he's taking her on vacation next month! I wonder if his family owns that house or they're just staying there...
[John tries to reach for his phone but Charlotte just pushes him away, not paying him any mind now. She's fixated on these photos.]
Ugh, she's totally got him on a string too, I can't believe it! She won the fucking lottery! Some girls have all the luck. [She looks as disgusted as she does impressed. John just looks depressed.] I wonder if he has a brother...