[So Davesprite generally gets on okay with birds, given he's half one anyway, but some of these owls are pretty huge assholes even by his standards. He's mostly just trying to figure out which bird posses are best to hang out with when some guy runs past chasing an owl and Davesprite just has to watch for a moment.

Then he settles into a position like he's watching some good TV and calls out to the guy in an incredibly deadpan tone.]

Dude, grab me some popcorn while you're over there, I want to see Man vs Owl in the best possible conditions. Also maybe open a betting pool if enough people are into it, you know.