[As if this place was at any shortage of weird, more and more surprises seem to be popping up like tulips in the spring. On one hand, it's kinda cool in that he'll never get bored, but on the other hand?
Well, the other hand is currently being held and gently caressed in the palm of some half-dead freak, or a really good cosplayer... he can't tell anymore. Ryuji is so caught up in his own shock and if he's at all honest with himself, the fact that he's almost shitting his pants at this, that it takes a moment to react. It's when he feels the dry, scaly lips press against the soft, delicate skin of his hands that his reaction comes out in such a physically exaggerated manner that he could almost take out anyone who might be within reach of him.]
YO!! [He's going to be really loud about this too, apparently.] The hell man!? Prank gone too far. So not appreciatin' the gesture. You can hold a door open for me, but I draw the line at a dead man's lips on my hand!
[Help...?]
Endless Eight
[Alright. He's pretty sure he hasn't been looking at his phone upside-down, so when he finds himself right back at the start again, Ryuji's feet come to a screaming halt and he whips around to check behind him. For what? He's not really sure but something feels off about all of this and it's giving him the heebie jeebies. He can definitely count and he's up to three times now where the cute girls in the bunny outfits are calling out to him and beckoning him over.
Don't get him wrong - if it weren't for him being so damn confused right now, he'd take them up on the offer. He's more angry about the fact that he can't find his way around which prompts him to turn to the nearest person - you - and does what only the bravest of men do... the manliest of men. For he is a man's man.]
Uh, hey. [Sheepish smile as he half-turns his phone to show the map.] I'm tryin' to get to this bakery... any idea how to get there?
[He asks for directions.]
Giant Goats
[Give him a second. He's gotta rub his eyes for this one because either he hasn't been getting enough sleep since he got here and he's lost his damn mind or... no, there's no other explanation for it. He's definitely losing it. There is no way in hell those are goats the size of two story buildings grazing around on these farms. All he can really do is stand there for now, watching them with a dead look in his eyes.]
Guess that explains where all my protein powder went.
Ryuji Sakamoto | Persona 5 | God
[As if this place was at any shortage of weird, more and more surprises seem to be popping up like tulips in the spring. On one hand, it's kinda cool in that he'll never get bored, but on the other hand?
Well, the other hand is currently being held and gently caressed in the palm of some half-dead freak, or a really good cosplayer... he can't tell anymore. Ryuji is so caught up in his own shock and if he's at all honest with himself, the fact that he's almost shitting his pants at this, that it takes a moment to react. It's when he feels the dry, scaly lips press against the soft, delicate skin of his hands that his reaction comes out in such a physically exaggerated manner that he could almost take out anyone who might be within reach of him.]
YO!! [He's going to be really loud about this too, apparently.] The hell man!? Prank gone too far. So not appreciatin' the gesture. You can hold a door open for me, but I draw the line at a dead man's lips on my hand!
[Help...?]
Endless Eight
[Alright. He's pretty sure he hasn't been looking at his phone upside-down, so when he finds himself right back at the start again, Ryuji's feet come to a screaming halt and he whips around to check behind him. For what? He's not really sure but something feels off about all of this and it's giving him the heebie jeebies. He can definitely count and he's up to three times now where the cute girls in the bunny outfits are calling out to him and beckoning him over.
Don't get him wrong - if it weren't for him being so damn confused right now, he'd take them up on the offer. He's more angry about the fact that he can't find his way around which prompts him to turn to the nearest person - you - and does what only the bravest of men do... the manliest of men. For he is a man's man.]
Uh, hey. [Sheepish smile as he half-turns his phone to show the map.] I'm tryin' to get to this bakery... any idea how to get there?
[He asks for directions.]
Giant Goats
[Give him a second. He's gotta rub his eyes for this one because either he hasn't been getting enough sleep since he got here and he's lost his damn mind or... no, there's no other explanation for it. He's definitely losing it. There is no way in hell those are goats the size of two story buildings grazing around on these farms. All he can really do is stand there for now, watching them with a dead look in his eyes.]
Guess that explains where all my protein powder went.
Wildcard!
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