[ Well, Byakuran may not be as self-conscious as most people, but he should feel a little bit embarrassed. Just a tiny bit, even. Though it's a losing battle to convince Byakuran of that, so Tsuna gives up.]

Scathing online reviews? Isn't that like slander? What if the competitors go out of business because of what we write?

[ This shop just wants a leg up, not to monopolize the whole industry! Tsuna squirms as Byakuran gestures to the pair he's wearing! Even more aware he's half naked. He covers the underwear he's wearing with his hands!]

Why can't we write honest reviews? Or maybe embellish the truth a little without bringing the other stores down?

[ I mean, why wouldn't comfort,durability and being hypo-allergenic be selling points?]