[But thankfully, here's a shinki who has, in fact, been a salesman in his previous life, even if he's not aware of that. And he's watching the underwear with a deeply critical eye, shaking his head and sighing as if confronted by an actual tragedy.]

Begging your pardon, but they're certainly not doing their job at all. [He picks up a specimen in his fingertips, holding it as if it might be a dead vole while wrinkling his nose at it.]

I mean, look at this! It's sad. You might as well not bother taking off your clothes. [Luvander...]