[She visibly relaxes when she hears that. Good, she's not the only one getting a weird vibe from that kind of request!]

Besides, what if our gods got a reputation for causing breakups? Nooo way, I'd hate getting a bunch of prayers like that!

[If they're going around answering prayers, they should be focusing on bringing more good into the world, not bad!]

Hmmmm, how to get them to quit? [She recrosses her arms in an exaggerated motion, although this one is clearly thoughtful instead of outright upset.]

Maybe if we could get them to go somewhere more private... [Since really, the problem is how... open they are about it all.]