[He crouches, considering the poor little thing. Yes, it's weirdly gelatinous and transparent, with yellow eyes that roll lidlessly around in their sockets. But--]
It's rather cute, isn't it?
[He dodges as its waddle turns into an attempt to lunge at his face and peck out his eye.] Ah-ah, now, behave yourself...
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[He crouches, considering the poor little thing. Yes, it's weirdly gelatinous and transparent, with yellow eyes that roll lidlessly around in their sockets. But--]
It's rather cute, isn't it?
[He dodges as its waddle turns into an attempt to lunge at his face and peck out his eye.] Ah-ah, now, behave yourself...