Who comes to a beach without preparing for the possibility of getting wet?

[ Being prepared is important! Even the Boy Scouts will tell you to Be Prepared! Tendou sighs, resting his forehead between the fingers of his left hand. ]

But we're not going swimming. You are.

[ The sun god releases his head and points upwards, where the sun is shining, and seemingly out of nowhere, a flying barge made of gold and gemstones comes into view. ]

The sun gets to ride.