[ Excuse him for having an appreciation for the fairer sex, Mr. Godly! He's almost about to yell at Noctis to not abandon him before getting an idea, and turning back to the lady to give him a moment before he turns and bolts right at Noctis, tackling him from behind and hooking his arms around his waist to trap him, and loudly proclaiming- ]

But, baby, we're gonna have to decide sooner or later, or our anniversary's gonna go bad, right?!

[ Oh he hates himself, but like hell is he getting in there alone after what he just realized he was doing. ]

I'll get some nice pictures of you too. That way we'll know how good they'll look for the big night. You want it to be special, doncha?

[ The lady, totally endeared (and a little unsettled) by such an incredibly blatant display of affection between two men laughs nervously and asks if he's shy, to which Prompto nods vigorously and replies- ]

Yeah! Super shy! What a cute...y-pie, right?

[ He wants to die. Again. The lady, hiding a giggle, comes on over and gestures inside.

"Do follow me, then. I have just the thing to start you off."

And as she begins to move in, Prompto grabs Noctis down and hisses— ]

Do you really want that poor girl to lose her job because of us now?! Have a heart, Noct!