Illegal Irritations [No. No he is NOT ok with this. Humans could hardly find their assess with both hands. They couldn’t be trusted with dangerous drugs and weaponry.
It had nothing to do with the fact that Shadow wanted a few of those guns for himself. No, not in the slightest.
Shadow approaches the cadre of n’er-do-wells and stands before them. All 3 feet of him.]
You will hand over the goods immediately and without argument.
[they just… stare at him. Who the hell does this little animal thing think he is?]
Jumping Jellyfish [water? No thanks. Especially not the ocean. The salt would wreak havoc on his quills. Not to mention the currents. He was not made for aquatics.
(A very nice way of saying he cannot swim.)
Also, jellyfish are unpleasant. Also, how are they jumping? He looks at one, carefully nudging it with his shoe. They seem to have neither sufficient muscle mass, nor any sort of sensory apparatus. He strongly suggests they are being chucked out of the ocean, not jumping of their own volition.
However, he also knows that these little animals are unpleasant to touch. He acquires a stick and a pail (stolen from a child too afraid of the stinging beasties to want to play) and starts collecting them, stabbing them as one might stab trash, and placing them in the pail]
shadow the edgelord | sonic games
[No. No he is NOT ok with this. Humans could hardly find their assess with both hands. They couldn’t be trusted with dangerous drugs and weaponry.
It had nothing to do with the fact that Shadow wanted a few of those guns for himself. No, not in the slightest.
Shadow approaches the cadre of n’er-do-wells and stands before them. All 3 feet of him.]
You will hand over the goods immediately and without argument.
[they just… stare at him. Who the hell does this little animal thing think he is?]
Jumping Jellyfish
[water? No thanks. Especially not the ocean. The salt would wreak havoc on his quills. Not to mention the currents. He was not made for aquatics.
(A very nice way of saying he cannot swim.)
Also, jellyfish are unpleasant. Also, how are they jumping? He looks at one, carefully nudging it with his shoe. They seem to have neither sufficient muscle mass, nor any sort of sensory apparatus. He strongly suggests they are being chucked out of the ocean, not jumping of their own volition.
However, he also knows that these little animals are unpleasant to touch. He acquires a stick and a pail (stolen from a child too afraid of the stinging beasties to want to play) and starts collecting them, stabbing them as one might stab trash, and placing them in the pail]
Vermin.
ANYTHING GOES
[got other ideas? Hit me up!]