(Going to go with Tendou being a god, specifically Ra for the purposes of the TDM.)

Illegal Irritations

Grandma said this:

[ Look, in the sky! It's a big flying boat shining with the light of the sun. Standing at the bow of the sun barge is a man, arms crossed over his chest, the solar disc behind him providing a very dramatic backlight to his entrance. ]

"The only time a blade in hand can bring happiness is in cooking." And somehow, I doubt you lot are chef types.

[ The man leaps off the flying boat, landing on his feet right in the middle of the group of arms dealers, the criminals mostly in shock trying to process what's going on. ]

So I'd like to have you all stop now.

[ He probably doesn't even notice you're here. ]

Jumping Jellyfish

[ So why are jellyfish jumping out of the water? Tendou doesn't really have any idea, but when has he ever not looked like he was in complete control?

Well, there was that time, and that other time, but he doesn't talk about it. ]

I wonder how much sashimi we could make with this? Alas, it won't do to eat them if it turns out they caught some odd parasite.

[ Unfortunately, it sounds like he's very calmly considering something other than how to get the jellyfish back into the water. ]