[ Instead of calming him down, that just seems to fluster him more. ]

Your boyfriend?! I can't just... I'm not... That won't work! [ Aaaaand now he's completely red. ] And if I were acting like that I wouldn't bring you here on a date!

[ What kind of pervert thinks of a lingerie shop as an appropriate place for a date?! Wait, he doesn't want to know.

Although her conclusion is a reminder that they're shinki and that this might play to their advantage at least manages to calm the hysterics a little. ] R-right. We... we'd be invisible, right? No one would know we're there? [ Does that make it better? He takes one more look at the window and goes red again, burying his face in his hands. Somewhere, his god is probably getting stung a lot right now. Sorry, god? ]

I can't do this!