[Honestly, this job doesn't seem so bad for Loki. Sure, he'd appreciate another much cooler outfit, perhaps Thor or Captain America or Wolverine. Mind you, even Elsa from Frozen. But instead, he's wearing a cheap cosplay imitation of Nick Wilde from Zootopia.
He hopes no one tags him as a furry. His Internet reputation would be forever ruined.
But since he's here and he needs to offer a show, he just picks the most ideal viral tune from his smartphone playlist to attract any passerby. He does a little dorky dance and sings alone as well, while he hands out pamphlets.]
♪ We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna-- ♫
[Yup, he just did. He's not sorry at all! You can ask him to change the song, though? He has plenty of bad memes in his karaoke repertoire.]
[Manic Molting]
[Loki is currently trying not to have a nervous breakdown since the black and white feathers all over his short pre-pubescent person bring him awful memories.]
Magpies. Pray tell, why did it have to be magpies?
[He's considering the use of matches and burn them all to the ground. Or look for a large mortal-made vacuum. Machines are, after all, amazing.]
Kid Loki | Marvel Comics | God
[Honestly, this job doesn't seem so bad for Loki. Sure, he'd appreciate another much cooler outfit, perhaps Thor or Captain America or Wolverine. Mind you, even Elsa from Frozen. But instead, he's wearing a cheap cosplay imitation of Nick Wilde from Zootopia.
He hopes no one tags him as a furry. His Internet reputation would be forever ruined.
But since he's here and he needs to offer a show, he just picks the most ideal viral tune from his smartphone playlist to attract any passerby. He does a little dorky dance and sings alone as well, while he hands out pamphlets.]
♪ We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna-- ♫
[Yup, he just did. He's not sorry at all! You can ask him to change the song, though? He has plenty of bad memes in his karaoke repertoire.]
[Manic Molting]
[Loki is currently trying not to have a nervous breakdown since the black and white feathers all over his short pre-pubescent person bring him awful memories.]
Magpies. Pray tell, why did it have to be magpies?
[He's considering the use of matches and burn them all to the ground. Or look for a large mortal-made vacuum. Machines are, after all, amazing.]