( it's pretty much mascot mayhem. for some reason, noctis here is dressed as a giant yellow bird... thank goodness the head of the costume is more than enough to hide his identity. he doesn't quite know how he wound up in this predicament to begin with, but well... if it was really going to help, then... )

You, uh, won't believe the deals we have for our grand opening sale! They're ch-ch-cheeeeeep! ( he strikes a pose, flapping his wings. and then, quietly, after a moment... )

I can't believe I just said that...

( where else had noct been but at the beach when this had all started to go down? of course, he may have been casting from the pier at the time, but the crowds of people and jellies were, surprisingly, enough to grab his attention. )

What? What do you mean they're just leaping out of the water? ( that had been the answer to his question at least. looking out into the horizon he wondered what would be causing the wildlife to just try to up and leave like that. come to think of it, he hadn't been faring any better in trying to get a bite today, either.

his eyes narrowed as he looked out... ) Something's not right out there. Do you... see that?

What? No, I'm... ( this is noctis, leaning in to see just what exactly is in the glass this person is trying to pawn off on him. it looks horrifying, some kind of bright green colour and he could swear there was some sort of mist coming off of the top...

that probably wasn't natural, right? his hands go up defensively, to put space between himself and the liquid offender. ) I'm really not thirsty. Trust me.

( you'd think the giant frogs were bad enough. you'd think, but you'd be wrong. noctis has actually discovered something even worse than just trying to avoid them, or being knocked over by them...

so when you see him today, you might just notice how thoroughly grossed out he looks as he maintains his arm height at his torso. )

Yech, I'm all sticky and gross... ( that's right. he's been licked. and the guilty party seems to be coming up behind him still, which has him jumping back. ) Cut it out, will you? What do I look like a giant fly or something? Give me a break!

( two prompts are from the previous tdm which i posted to here but i am down for any of these also! hit me up for anything else! a fight scene? i'm down for whatever! )