[He scoffs, rolling his eyes. His fashion is way better! (Somehow. Don't think about it too hard.)]

No way, mine is on a totally different level! And it doesn't have those stupid sleeves, either.

[He turns back to the window, leaning in to throw candles across the dark room. Is he hitting people? Is it on purpose? What a mystery!]

This way's faster. People who need help don't get to complain about it!